Welcome to my blog. I am the Lord and the Light, but I am on welfare. Please read of my personal story and live in the light of my shadows. Ye will see malt liquor. …
Read the full story »
Ok, now this Dupree fellow really knows how to put Satan back in his shithole!
I applaud men of the cloth that aren’t afraid to call hothead Satan on the carpet. Just because I get all the virgins and ladies like the one below dosen’t give him the right to take his frustrations out on all of you.
Satan gets all of the good shows and that makes me mad! I already broke a few of my dad’d commandments while watching this, like the one about taking my name in vain and wanting …
I guess it’s my turn in the confessional booth today. I admit it. I am very jealous of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He really has an advantage over the rest of us messiahs because he …
Now, this is the kind of preaching I like. Not that lame-ass Bible stuff where they leave out all of that cussing and swearing my Dad does all the time. Also, the Bible skips over …
This lady can’t sing. Get off the mountain before I come up there and kick you down!
Dear flock, this is why my Dad invented drugs. That was even before the first day, before he started …
Betty Bowers delivers a Casio-Techno song based on God’s everlasting love and punishment for you.
Hello. As you know I am Jesus and I am on welfare. After adding the Sexual Abuse Payout counter on my website, It struck me that all of those untold billions of dollars could be …
A frank discussion of techmology and evolution that focuses on floating, unflushed turds.
A tribute to tiny, little baby Jesus who can fit in your coat pocket.
This cult guy, Michael Travesser, was trying to run a great cult with naked virgins in bed next to him, and pretended to be me, but not the welfare part. Or, come to think of …
A snappy, Jesus-loving tune that will haunt you until God yanks you back.
If there is one thing that makes me happy, its thinking about my childhood. Those innocent years as a carpentry apprentice, before the megachurches and billions of annoying prayers. Now those golden years have been …
I guess it’s my turn in the confessional booth today. I admit it. I am very jealous of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He really has an advantage over the rest of us messiahs because he …
The virulently homophobic Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), based in Topeka, Kansas, has gained notoriety by picketing the funerals of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan to protest what the group sees as America’s acceptance …
Hello. As you know I am Jesus and I am on welfare. After adding the Sexual Abuse Payout counter on my website, It struck me that all of those untold billions of dollars could be …
Ok, now this Dupree fellow really knows how to put Satan back in his shithole!
I applaud men of the cloth that aren’t afraid to call hothead Satan on the carpet. Just because I get all …
