Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

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Articles Archive for November 2008

Cross Dressing Jesus
Tuesday, 11 Nov, 2008 – 6:36 | No Comment
Cross Dressing Jesus

Before you get any funny ideas from the title, I am not that gay. Ok? Christ! But just think about this for a minute. How would you like to hang a couple of thousand years …

My Pals at Westboro Baptist Church
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 3:36 | One Comment
My Pals at Westboro Baptist Church

The fine folks at Westboro, giving Baptists a good name. They do not like anything gay.

Megachurch cheapskates! Where’s my cut, bozos?
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 3:06 | No Comment
Megachurch cheapskates! Where’s my cut, bozos?

I’m sure everyone has a welfare story to tell. Mine is probably no different than yours, except that you probably don’t have millions of religious nut jobs conducting a non-stop fund raising drive for billions …

Westboro Baptist church and my dad’s first love
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 2:40 | One Comment
Westboro Baptist church and my dad’s first love

The virulently homophobic Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), based in Topeka, Kansas, has gained notoriety by picketing the funerals of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan to protest what the group sees as America’s acceptance …

Baby Jesus buttplug - a blast from my past!
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 0:53 | No Comment
Baby Jesus buttplug - a blast from my past!

If there is one thing that makes me happy, its thinking about my childhood. Those innocent years as a carpentry apprentice, before the megachurches and billions of annoying prayers. Now those golden years have been …

Erica Campbell quits the porn business. Jesus Christ replies!
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 0:41 | 2 Comments
Erica Campbell quits the porn business. Jesus Christ replies!

I want to show them the light…..and the love of Jesus. ONLY HE CAN FILL THIS VOID IN THEIR LIFE! HE IS THE WAY….THE ONLY WAY.
I also want to help my fans…my friends……This void in …

I am Jesus and I am
on welfare
Sunday, 9 Nov, 2008 – 17:01 | No Comment
I am Jesus and I am <br /> on welfare

Welcome to my blog. I am the Lord and the Light, but I am on welfare. Please read of my personal story and live in the light of my shadows. Ye will see malt liquor. …