I guess it’s my turn in the confessional booth today. I admit it. I am very jealous of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He really has an advantage over the rest of us messiahs because he …

Hello, flock! Today, in Jesus’ Carpentry Corner, we will be making a bearable cross!
I was very disapointed with the Jews for nailing me to that substandard cross. It had almost no amenities and was …

Now, this is the kind of preaching I like. Not that lame-ass Bible stuff where they leave out all of that cussing and swearing my Dad does all the time. Also, the Bible skips over …

This lady can’t sing. Get off the mountain before I come up there and kick you down!
Dear flock, this is why my Dad invented drugs. That was even before the first day, before he started …

Yes, I’m not ashamed to say it, because of all of the good things my dad made like cougars and cookie dough ice cream, but he goofed up big time when it came to sexually …

Betty Bowers delivers a Casio-Techno song based on God’s everlasting love and punishment for you.

Hello. As you know I am Jesus and I am on welfare. After adding the Sexual Abuse Payout counter on my website, It struck me that all of those untold billions of dollars could be …