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Alexyss K Tyler and Penis Power

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Thursday, 25 December 2008No Comment

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Now, this is the kind of preaching I like. Not that lame-ass Bible stuff where they leave out all of that cussing and swearing my Dad does all the time. Also, the Bible skips over all of the good stuff, like when Moses took a leak in the Red Sea before my pops parted it for him and his buddies.

Alexyss K Tyler is preaching from the heart as she reveals the wonderful aspects of penis power. Guys, you gotta start hitting the walls and working the middle. Since I am on welfare, it is hard to get chicks into my cardboard box, but I plan on using my penis power to hammer together some discarded 2×4’s into a love shack. I may even go into ‘predator mode’, as Alexyss suggests, and put the word ‘Confessional’ on the front of it.

“I’m gonna have to stay prayed up!”