Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

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Cross Dressing Jesus
Tuesday, 11 Nov, 2008 – 6:36 | No Comment
Cross Dressing Jesus

Before you get any funny ideas from the title, I am not that gay. Ok? Christ! But just think about this for a minute. How would you like to hang a couple of thousand years …

Baby Jesus buttplug - a blast from my past!
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 0:53 | No Comment
Baby Jesus buttplug - a blast from my past!

If there is one thing that makes me happy, its thinking about my childhood. Those innocent years as a carpentry apprentice, before the megachurches and billions of annoying prayers. Now those golden years have been …