Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

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Ok, I admit it. I am jealous of the FSM!
Monday, 29 Dec, 2008 – 17:31 | No Comment
Ok, I admit it. I am jealous of the FSM!

I guess it’s my turn in the confessional booth today. I admit it. I am very jealous of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He really has an advantage over the rest of us messiahs because he …

Erica Campbell quits the porn business. Jesus Christ replies!
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 0:41 | 2 Comments
Erica Campbell quits the porn business. Jesus Christ replies!

I want to show them the light…..and the love of Jesus. ONLY HE CAN FILL THIS VOID IN THEIR LIFE! HE IS THE WAY….THE ONLY WAY.
I also want to help my fans…my friends……This void in …