Hello, flock! Today, in Jesus’ Carpentry Corner, we will be making a bearable cross!
I was very disapointed with the Jews for nailing me to that substandard cross. It had almost no amenities and was …

Yes, I’m not ashamed to say it, because of all of the good things my dad made like cougars and cookie dough ice cream, but he goofed up big time when it came to sexually …

Ok, great! Now this Flying Spaghetti Monster, supposed creator of the universe, has kidnapped my dad, God, and is holding him for some blackmail against me. Hey, Spaghetti Monster, I am on welfare and don’t …

When you are on welfare like me, there is one thing standing in the way of your need to covort with hookers and that is cold hard dough, baby! Being the Son of God does …

Here is a great website and another reason my dad invented the internets. You can flush any holy book of your choice, including my family album the Bible, into a makeshift virtual toilet. The animation …

Darn it all! My dad is so cheap. He is the cheapest cheapskate ever. He sits up there behind the pearly gates and won’t even give me bus fare to get home. I am your …

Hey, I’m not a braggert. Sure, I am the Lord and the light, and the saviour of all of the universe, but I am also super humble and cool. But I get ticked off when …

Before you get any funny ideas from the title, I am not that gay. Ok? Christ! But just think about this for a minute. How would you like to hang a couple of thousand years …

I’m sure everyone has a welfare story to tell. Mine is probably no different than yours, except that you probably don’t have millions of religious nut jobs conducting a non-stop fund raising drive for billions …