Hello. As you know I am Jesus and I am on welfare. After adding the Sexual Abuse Payout counter on my website, It struck me that all of those untold billions of dollars could be …

Ok, great! Now this Flying Spaghetti Monster, supposed creator of the universe, has kidnapped my dad, God, and is holding him for some blackmail against me. Hey, Spaghetti Monster, I am on welfare and don’t …

This cult guy, Michael Travesser, was trying to run a great cult with naked virgins in bed next to him, and pretended to be me, but not the welfare part. Or, come to think of …

Here is a dude who thought that my mom’s face appearing on some lady’s toast was a gas and wanted to replicate this miracle. Diana Duyser was the first to eat my mom’s face off …

I want to show them the light…..and the love of Jesus. ONLY HE CAN FILL THIS VOID IN THEIR LIFE! HE IS THE WAY….THE ONLY WAY.
I also want to help my fans…my friends……This void in …