Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

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What is up Satan’s ass?
Monday, 31 Aug, 2009 – 18:58 | No Comment
What is up Satan’s ass?

Ok, now this Dupree fellow really knows how to put Satan back in his shithole!
I applaud men of the cloth that aren’t afraid to call hothead Satan on the carpet. Just because I get all …

Hail Satan Show
Friday, 23 Jan, 2009 – 15:53 | No Comment
Hail Satan Show

Satan gets all of the good shows and that makes me mad! I already broke a few of my dad’d commandments while watching this, like the one about taking my name in vain and wanting …

Alexyss K Tyler and Penis Power
Thursday, 25 Dec, 2008 – 16:46 | No Comment
Alexyss K Tyler and Penis Power

Now, this is the kind of preaching I like. Not that lame-ass Bible stuff where they leave out all of that cussing and swearing my Dad does all the time. Also, the Bible skips over …

Merna sings out of her ass!
Thursday, 25 Dec, 2008 – 16:27 | No Comment
Merna sings out of her ass!

This lady can’t sing. Get off the mountain before I come up there and kick you down!
Dear flock, this is why my Dad invented drugs. That was even before the first day, before he started …

“You’re Going Straight to Hell” Karaoke Dance Remix
Monday, 1 Dec, 2008 – 20:20 | No Comment
“You’re Going Straight to Hell” Karaoke Dance Remix

Betty Bowers delivers a Casio-Techno song based on God’s everlasting love and punishment for you.

Ali G: Science, evolution, and creation
Wednesday, 19 Nov, 2008 – 6:12 | No Comment
Ali G: Science, evolution, and creation

A frank discussion of techmology and evolution that focuses on floating, unflushed turds.

Baby Jesus Prayer in Talledega Nights
Friday, 14 Nov, 2008 – 5:21 | One Comment
Baby Jesus Prayer in Talledega Nights

A tribute to tiny, little baby Jesus who can fit in your coat pocket.

Jesus is my friend music video!
Friday, 14 Nov, 2008 – 1:53 | 2 Comments
Jesus is my friend music video!

A snappy, Jesus-loving tune that will haunt you until God yanks you back.

My Pals at Westboro Baptist Church
Monday, 10 Nov, 2008 – 3:36 | One Comment
My Pals at Westboro Baptist Church

The fine folks at Westboro, giving Baptists a good name. They do not like anything gay.