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Cross Dressing Jesus

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Tuesday, 11 November 2008No Comment

Before you get any funny ideas from the title, I am not that gay. Ok? Christ! But just think about this for a minute. How would you like to hang a couple of thousand years in your underwear, with creepy nuns crying all over your feet and toes?

That’s why this fun Jesus Dress-up game is so needed. I have commanded there be a game like this and here it is. Please try to dress me in appropriate attire. But no matter how many Abraham Lincoln pink tutus you put me in, it’s a lot better than dangling around in boxers!

There is also a great Muhammad Dress-up, too, but at least that guy gets three squares a day and doesn’t have to worry about his welfare running out or his check getting stolen by a couple of punk kids who are on a joyride to the local Wendy’s with my pittance! Christ!