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Flush your favorite holy book!

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Friday, 14 November 2008No Comment

Here is a great website and another reason my dad invented the internets. You can flush any holy book of your choice, including my family album the Bible, into a makeshift virtual toilet. The animation effects are terrible and there is no way of urinating on it as it swirls, so it is kind of a waste of my time to be standing here at an internet cafe to write this because I am on welfare.

The good thing is that Christianity, thank you, is winning, although the Qur’an is catching up quickly. Please flush more Bibles down the virtual commode, and make us all proud.

You can flush your own, unfortunately urine-free, holy books right here.