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Hail Satan Show

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Friday, 23 January 2009No Comment

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Satan gets all of the good shows and that makes me mad! I already broke a few of my dad’d commandments while watching this, like the one about taking my name in vain and wanting to kill someone. Why can’t those religious bozos who ride on my coattails put together a great show like this for me? All I am left with are some sycophants and dried up nuns! Satan, I am jealous.