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Merna sings out of her ass!

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Thursday, 25 December 2008No Comment

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This lady can’t sing. Get off the mountain before I come up there and kick you down!
Dear flock, this is why my Dad invented drugs. That was even before the first day, before he started laying down heaven and Earth and all that wild shit!

This is MY season, followers. So let’s get cranked and give me praise! I need it and my cable bill is due already - WHY did I make months so short? Christ!