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Michael the nude cult leader. GETITON!

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Friday, 14 November 2008No Comment

This cult guy, Michael Travesser, was trying to run a great cult with naked virgins in bed next to him, and pretended to be me, but not the welfare part. Or, come to think of it, also not the part where I gotta hollar for my spaghetti sauce because beggars can’t be choosers but they can yell.

He was running a great cult where he said to be saved you have to lie naked with him. He was like ‘I am the son of God, and you have to lie naked with God, so his son is here instead. It’s up to you.’ Pretty soon he had young, naked virgins hopping in bed with him and everything was going great.

Then some of the virgins decided that they didn’t want to be saved so bad and that the real Jesus is on welfare, so they left and then he had to go to jail where there are no virgins. Christ!