Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

Home » Jesus' Personal Stories

My dad is so cheap!

Submitted by Jesus Welfare on Friday, 14 November 2008No Comment

Darn it all! My dad is so cheap. He is the cheapest cheapskate ever. He sits up there behind the pearly gates and won’t even give me bus fare to get home. I am your only begotten son, God, and you skipped most of the begetting!

Why can’t I get a bus ticket for Christ’s sakes?

He is so cheap he says that the Jews will have to kill me again to get home. What a penny-pincher tightwad! When I get home, I am gonna bust his lip! You just watch!

Leave your response!

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. You can also subscribe to these comments via RSS.

Be nice. Keep it clean. Stay on topic. No spam.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

This is a Gravatar-enabled weblog. To get your own globally-recognized-avatar, please register at Gravatar.