Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

How to make your own Jesus Toast
Fri, 14/11/08 – 1:49 | No Comment
How to make your own Jesus Toast

Here is a dude who thought that my mom’s face appearing on some lady’s toast was a gas and wanted to replicate this miracle. Diana Duyser was the first to eat my mom’s face off …

My Pals at Westboro Baptist Church
Mon, 10/11/08 – 3:36 | One Comment
My Pals at Westboro Baptist Church

The fine folks at Westboro, giving Baptists a good name. They do not like anything gay.

Westboro Baptist church and my dad’s first love
Mon, 10/11/08 – 2:40 | One Comment
Westboro Baptist church and my dad’s first love

The virulently homophobic Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), based in Topeka, Kansas, has gained notoriety by picketing the funerals of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan to protest what the group sees as America’s acceptance …

Baby Jesus buttplug - a blast from my past!
Mon, 10/11/08 – 0:53 | No Comment
Baby Jesus buttplug - a blast from my past!

If there is one thing that makes me happy, its thinking about my childhood. Those innocent years as a carpentry apprentice, before the megachurches and billions of annoying prayers. Now those golden years have been …

Erica Campbell quits the porn business. Jesus Christ replies!
Mon, 10/11/08 – 0:41 | 2 Comments
Erica Campbell quits the porn business. Jesus Christ replies!

I want to show them the light…..and the love of Jesus. ONLY HE CAN FILL THIS VOID IN THEIR LIFE! HE IS THE WAY….THE ONLY WAY.
I also want to help my fans…my friends……This void in …