Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

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Jesus’ Carpentry Corner : A bearable cross
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Jesus’ Carpentry Corner : A bearable cross

Hello, flock! Today, in Jesus’ Carpentry Corner, we will be making a bearable cross!
I was very disapointed with the Jews for nailing me to that substandard cross. It had almost no amenities and was …