Children's Corner

Nobody likes kids better than me. Not even that creepy, evil clown Ronald MacDonald. I heard there is cocaine in those extra-big, crimson shoes he wears.

Confessional

Sometimes we all make mistakes, but not me. I am the exception even though I am on welfare. I guess if I did have a confession to make, it would be that I don’t drink enough.

Jesus' Personal Stories

I lay it on the line for y’all and tell it like it is. Sometimes life sucks when you are the savior, but you always have to shoot straight.

Religious Wackos

I know my dad gets a little wacky with his fire and brimstone, covenants and punishments, but these people are over the edge. They are a little silly and here is their story.

Straight to Hell

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How to make your own Jesus Toast
Friday, 14 Nov, 2008 – 1:49 | No Comment
How to make your own Jesus Toast

Here is a dude who thought that my mom’s face appearing on some lady’s toast was a gas and wanted to replicate this miracle. Diana Duyser was the first to eat my mom’s face off …

The real face of Jesus
Friday, 14 Nov, 2008 – 1:33 | No Comment
The real face of Jesus

Hey, I’m not a braggert. Sure, I am the Lord and the light, and the saviour of all of the universe, but I am also super humble and cool. But I get ticked off when …