When you are on welfare like me, there is one thing standing in the way of your need to covort with hookers and that is cold hard dough, baby! Being the Son of God does …
If there is one thing that makes me happy, its thinking about my childhood. Those innocent years as a carpentry apprentice, before the megachurches and billions of annoying prayers. Now those golden years have been …
I guess it’s my turn in the confessional booth today. I admit it. I am very jealous of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He really has an advantage over the rest of us messiahs because he …
The virulently homophobic Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), based in Topeka, Kansas, has gained notoriety by picketing the funerals of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan to protest what the group sees as America’s acceptance …
Hello. As you know I am Jesus and I am on welfare. After adding the Sexual Abuse Payout counter on my website, It struck me that all of those untold billions of dollars could be …
Ok, now this Dupree fellow really knows how to put Satan back in his shithole!
I applaud men of the cloth that aren’t afraid to call hothead Satan on the carpet. Just because I get all …
